ceci n'est pas une pipe
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Anonymous asked: new tumblr?

the point of the whole Messages bit was so that i could put the link in that person’s ask box (since i don’t want to publicly ‘unveil’ it, shall we say), but i can’t do it if you’re anonymous :/

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whatisaluftballoon:

Help them get to 1,000,000.

(Source: q-puckermans)

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latahz

Made a new tumblr, hit up my ask boxXx if you want ze link.

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There are cinéphiles and cinéphages. Truffaut is a cinéphile. A cinéphage - a film nerd - sits in the front row and writes down the credits. But if you ask him whether it’s good, he’ll say something sharp. But that’s not the point of movies: to love cinema is to love life, to really look at this window on the universe. It’s incompatible with note-taking!
Henri Langlois
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WHY SO MANY MOTHS ON MY DASHBOARD

I DON’T CARE IF IT’S INSECT DAY ON TUMBLR WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN INSECTS DO NOT DESERVE TO GET COMMEMORATION. ANYWAYS MOTHS AREN’T INSECTS THEY ARE SPASTIC CHUNKS OF THE DEVIL’S SOUL AND THEY MAKE ME SQUIRM AND CRINGE AND I HATE THEM. I WANT TO SEND ALL THE MOTHS OF THE WORLD AND SOME OF THE BUTTERFLIES TOO INTO A GAS ROOM AND JUST HAVE THEM ALL GASSED TO DEATH AND THEN INCINERATED, I DON’T CARE ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NONE. STUPID CREATURES, FLYING AND FLUTTERING ABOUT, STRAIGHT AT THE LIGHT. IMBECILES WITH WINGS. IMBECILES WITH WINGS THAT TERRIFY ME.


THEY HAVE HAIR. BUTTERFLIES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE HAIR.


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ALAS, MY JOYOUS RETURN TO YOU ALL! and i bring good news.
i got into six of the nine colleges to which i applied, and waitlisted in one. Higher education, you like me, you really like me?
went to Haverford College this past weekend as a finalist for a scholarship, proceeded to go to sleep at 3am every night and i’m still hungover. it was the best. and the french class i sat in was excellent.
i had a philly cheesesteak. most anticlimactic moment of my seventeen years of life. 
my vocabulary has been ridden with hyperboles for this past month. and i aint even bovvered
I BOUGHT A PONCHO. WEARING IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY HIP AND IT JUST REALLY MAKES ME HAPPY, LEAVE US BE.
i’ll be going to NYU and Vassar this weekend until Tuesday. which basically makes me bloody cunting EUPHORIC. 
I’m really still so beyond exhausted and sick (gastritis, luvyoulongtaim) to grace you all with any witticisms or trivial accounts of my recent life, BUT i promise, in due time, i shall.
keep it real~

ALAS, MY JOYOUS RETURN TO YOU ALL! and i bring good news.

  • i got into six of the nine colleges to which i applied, and waitlisted in one. Higher education, you like me, you really like me?
  • went to Haverford College this past weekend as a finalist for a scholarship, proceeded to go to sleep at 3am every night and i’m still hungover. it was the best. and the french class i sat in was excellent.
  • i had a philly cheesesteak. most anticlimactic moment of my seventeen years of life.
  • my vocabulary has been ridden with hyperboles for this past month. and i aint even bovvered
  • I BOUGHT A PONCHO. WEARING IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY HIP AND IT JUST REALLY MAKES ME HAPPY, LEAVE US BE.
  • i’ll be going to NYU and Vassar this weekend until Tuesday. which basically makes me bloody cunting EUPHORIC.

I’m really still so beyond exhausted and sick (gastritis, luvyoulongtaim) to grace you all with any witticisms or trivial accounts of my recent life, BUT i promise, in due time, i shall.

keep it real~

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keagananfuso:

I would geek out if I saw this in person.

i want to go to there

keagananfuso:

I would geek out if I saw this in person.

i want to go to there

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redefining Crabs

redefining Crabs

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doctorsexy-md asked: Hey! I'm Bailey, and as a crazy anglophile and caps lock abuser, that message just made my day. Sorry if this is a stupid question, but do you already go to Vassar, or are you an incoming freshman like me? Either way, I'm going to be there April 17th for one of the accepted students days, so if you're there we definitely need to hang out. I may or may not have just creeped your about me, and I'm so happy to have someone to obsess over Doctor Who, Misfits, Sherlock, etc. with (have I mentioned how much I love your URL?) and I'm also quite jealous of your poncho and the happiness it surely brings.

Erppp I should probably just stop before this turns into even more of a spastic jumble of over excitement than it already is, but lovely to meet you, too!

PS hopefully this isn't too creepy but here's my facebook if you want to be ~friends:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=705749881

I’d be an incoming freshman, provided that I end up going to Vassar, because right now I’m in the process of trying to sort my life out and see what college i’d like to attend and my brain is mush and everything is incoherent and confuzzling.

buuuuuuut, anyways!

OKAY, I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THERE APRIL 17TH. methinks. possibly. but I know that that week i’ll be there and this weekend as well. which you should hint hint consider because it would be awesome and lovely and fuzzy and wonderful and ehrm all that. we simply must meet up and i promise that i’m not a middle-aged overweight pedophile who lives in a cabin in the woods and is really into taxidermy.

after that statement, i think you may not be creeped out if i were to say YOU ARE A CREDIT TO YOUR RACE, I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU’LL UNDERSTAND THE ALLUSIONS I MAKE TO BRITISH TELEVISION AND WE’LL GIGGLE AT CRIME SCENES AND YOU’LL COMPLEMENT MY PONCHO AND EVERYTHING WILL BE BAILEY AND NOTHING WILL HURT.

Y’know, i’m just a pretty chill person when it comes to expressing my fondness for people over the internet. Caps lock and bold? Pish posh, i would never.

oh and also, ehrm expect a friend request in about three seconds

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Religion is just a formalised panic about death.
Dylan Moran (via human-of-the-year)