In honour of this legendarily hysterical interview of my sweet, sweet prince Benedict Cumberbatch, i’ve changed my URL to bendydickcumonmebaps.tumblr.com. The beauty of it all is that i put ‘me’ instead of ‘my’ because that URL was already taken. After the brief and contained fit and frown upon my brow that were both caused by this and the fact that I would have to get creative (oh les horreurs!), I opted to convince myself to see it as something relatively positive, for when i type the URL in and click Enter, i might encounter the brilliant blog of someone with whom i’d share our similar tastes and a lifelong friendship. Instead, what my eyes gazed upon on the glowing laptop screen was a bland and very much blank blog. (Pardon the alliteration) It had only one wretched post, which was marvellous because it had Cumberbatch’s face in it, BUT STILL!

If you’re going to use such an eloquent and tasteful URL, eloquent and tasteful because it was uttered by darling Benedict of course, use it well, damn it.

Now, sod off, i’ve got back aches and television to attend to.